Toxic with a capital T

[Verse 1]
You said you’re “big on honesty” with someone else’s phone
Then blamed the autocorrect when your ex called you “my own”
You made a spreadsheet of my flaws and color-coded red
I made a tiny pie chart of the space inside your head

[Pre-Chorus]
You call it “just a joke” when I’m the punchline every night
I call it “new beginnings” when I take my keys and flight

[Chorus]
You’re toxic with a capital T—
That’s two red flags and a spelling bee
You’re “sorry” like a coupon that expired last July
I’m out, I’m free, I’m keeping the good Wi-Fi
T-O-X-I-C, go practice your apology
You’re toxic with a capital T—
And babe, that T stands for “time to leave”!

[Verse 2]
You sent “u up?” at noon and called it “checking in”
You borrowed all my hoodies, then denied you’d ever been
You said my friends were jealous—well, they threw a little parade
They brought snacks, a tiny banner, and the playlist that we made

[Pre-Chorus]
You call it “being honest” when you roast me in the car
I call it “excellent” that now I know exactly who you are

[Chorus]
You’re toxic with a capital T—
That’s two red flags and a spelling bee
You’re “sorry” like a coupon that expired last July
I’m out, I’m free, I’m keeping the good Wi-Fi
T-O-X-I-C, go practice your apology
You’re toxic with a capital T—
And babe, that T stands for “time to leave”!

[Bridge — Spoken Word]
Quick question.
When you said, “I’m not controlling,”
why did you ask my calendar for a witness?
And when you said, “I love your confidence,”
was that before or after you tried to return it?
Anyway, I’ve reviewed the evidence.
The group chat has reached a unanimous decision.
You can keep the hoodie.
I’m keeping the friends.
And I’m changing the password.

[Final Chorus]
You’re toxic with a capital T—
That’s two red flags and a spelling bee
Your “sorry” was a coupon and it expired last July
I’m out, I’m free, I’ve got the whole good Wi-Fi
T-O-X-I-C, sing it with your apology
You’re toxic with a capital T—
And babe, that T stands for “time to leave”!

[Outro]
T-O-X-I-C, that’s not chemistry
T-O-X-I-C, that’s your emergency
You’re toxic with a capital T—
Time to leave!