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Friday night drinks
Royodaius
6/2/2026

Friday night drinks
Royodaius
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Description
Comedic story of 5 talent agents grabbing weekly, after work Friday drinks. Absolute chaos. -PART 1
Lyrics
It was a Friday night, 7pm
Havin a drink, a bi weekly office gatherin’
Good vibes, good energy, everyone chippin’ in
End of the week let loose, joking and laughing’
It was myself, Chloe Park, Bill Clarkson
Maya Lin, Tim SImms and Steve Carson.
Miss Park was in charge of Location,
It was one of four favorite spots in Bills rotation,
Not for the food,
Purely for the vibrant ambiance, vintage decoration.
Bill clarkson was a rising, Senior talent Agent,
Loud and charming,
but the man possessed zero patience.
Chloe Park the junior agent,
Bills protege, as a duo him and her became adjacent.
Then with Maya Lin, she was much closer with Tim.
Ms. Lin was the executive assistant to the CEO.
Tim Simms another senior agent,
With an impressive portfolio in the world of entertainment.
It was no secret the dislike towards Bill was blatant.
But Bills overconfident ass loved to be hated.
Seeing it as jealousy, especially from other senior agents.
Now, moving on to Steve Carson.
Head of Comedy and Literary,
With a hidden passion as an artisan.
Steve was dry, sarcastic and quite cynical
Hypocritical and aggressively political.
Steve also had a view of Bill that was super critical.
New York, New York
This was the UTA.
The United Talent Agency
Built up on pride and efficiency
These were the 5 most notable personalities .
These 5 knew each others vulnerabilities
The core mentality, was individuality.
All about themselves, welcome to individual city
Now to the scene, at a table for 4,
One chair was added to accommodate one more.
Late as usual was, Bill Clarkson.
The other four would roll their eyes,
Bill taking notice, you should all fucking rise!
Instead of rolling your eyes,
You are now in the presence of greatness.
Tim swimms cuts in, wow Bill,
compartment of ego sure is spacious.
Maya Lin with a quick chuckle and grin.
Ah hah. Cute Ms Lin, now I know who’s pussy
Tim swims been in.
Bill now slightly confrontational.
Moment of silence, Steve steps up,
Ok now let’s keep this professional.
Quick side note,
This was a very important anecdote.
Steve just last night fucked Tim Swims wife,
In the back of his overpriced boat.
They fucked like savages
Ripped clothes to pieces, like animals,
Mrs Swimms left wearing nothing but Steve’s raincoat
Steve’s motherfuckin rain coat-t-t
Cut back to bill clarkson,
Oh Steve calm your tits, we’re all just having a little fun
Bill then presented a quick smile,
Now off to the races Steve’s mind began to run.
Tim swims now pointing a finger,
Come on Clarkson you son of a gun.
Maya Lin once again chimes in,
like Steve she said it again
Asking hey Bill does your face ever shut the fuck up?
Keep it professional! Ms Lin angrily steps up.
Ok, ok. Let me order a drink and then I can share the great news.
Now, the other fours ears raise,
trying to pick up any clues.
Miss park staying quiet, taking notes
Anticipating what next ensues.
Bill turns to the tables server,
Hell Miss Lovely, I’ll have a vesper martini
Bill then slides his phone over,
Sidenote, Bill Clarkson is also married.
The phone he slid over to the server,
That is his third burner.
Before the Server can respond,
Bills eyes like magnets, instantly stole his attention
He quickly pulls his phone back,
Now gives the server a new direction.
Points to the server two tables down,
Looks back at the server
Then hits here with the rude question,
Do you think you can pass this to her instead?
Steve jumps in,
What the fuck bill? There’s something seriously wrong in that head.
Bill waves his hand dismissing Steve,
Tim swims in disbelief,
reaches for the last piece of bread.
Ms Lin dead eye stare at swims.
Forgetting that Ms. Lin loves the breads end piece
Tim swims catches Ms Lin, as he dips it in grease.
What? Tim asks very confused and annoyed,
Ms. Lin begins shaking her head in disappointment,
Now my fucking mood has been spoiled.
Before we get to Tim swims reaction,
We cut back to Bill Clarkson, the conversation with the server he’s embroiled.
Sidenote, this server has ambition to be an actress.
She saw this as an opportunity to help her career, and practice.
But she’s about to lose it to the new girl with no status.
And she bites her nails a disgusting habitEDM
House
Dramatic
Aggressive
Euphoric
Male Vocals
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Operatic
Auto-tuned
Narrative
Variable Tempo
Commercial
Piano
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