The Milk and Cheese Dilemma

[Verse 1]
Do you like milk, that creamy white?
It's good to drink, both day and night.
But then it changes, oh what a fright,
Turns into cheese, a different bite.

[Chorus]
But milk with cheese, oh no, no, no!
It's bad for your stomach, don't you know?
It will hurt your tummy, make you go slow,
So listen closely, watch where you go!

[Verse 2]
If you are drinking milk, so pure and grand,
Then put the cheese down, understand?
Don't mix them up, with a shaky hand,
Or your stomach will stage a protest band.

[Chorus]
But milk with cheese, oh no, no, no!
It's bad for your stomach, don't you know?
It will hurt your tummy, make you go slow,
So listen closely, watch where you go!

[Bridge]
Or if you munch on cheese, a tasty square,
Then leave the milk alone, take extra care.
Don't pour it near, don't even dare,
Or digestive disaster fills the air.

[Chorus]
But milk with cheese, oh no, no, no!
It's bad for your stomach, don't you know?
It will hurt your tummy, make you go slow,
So listen closely, watch where you go!

[Outro]
So don't drink milk, milk with cheese,
Choose one or the other, if you please.
No milk with cheese, to bring you ease,
Or your stomach will be on its knees!
Noooooo!