Fuck You, PeTA

Verse 1
Check the rap sheet, let’s talk about the stunts you pull
Trading clear messaging for shock value, straight-up full
Of outrageous tactics, looking for a cheap click
Using cheap outrage to make the public feel sick
Remember that milk billboard? Trying to link autism?
Spreading misinformation, driving a deep schism
Exploiting a condition just to push your own agenda
Every single campaign is a corporate offender
Put pregnant protestors in cages on the street side
Looking for media buzz, taking decency for a ride
And laying down fake gravestones next to Colonel Sanders' plot?
Respecting no boundaries, yeah, you think you’re hot, but you're not
You step on real issues just to make the front page
Trading actual advocacy for theatrical rage.

Chorus
Fuck You PETA, PETA, pull the curtain back on the show
Talk a big game, but you got nowhere to go
High-profile stunts just to fill up the news
While the real advocates pay all the dues
PETA, PETA, time to read through the lines
Lost in the clout, ignoring the signs.

Verse 2
Now let’s address the media you produce for the youth
Distorting iconic games, far away from the truth
Parodying Cooking Mama like she's running a cell
Trying to scare kids with a twisted parody tale
Then you went after Mario for wearing a Tanooki suit
A video game plumber getting hit with your boot?
And Pokémon Black and Blue? You tried to preach to the fans
That catching digital creatures needed corporate bans
Pixelated protest, missing the entire point
Throwing digital tantrums, disrupting the joint
Gamers saw right through it, laughed off the design
Cause you're fighting fake battles while you're crossing the line.

Chorus
Fuck You PETA, PETA, pull the curtain back on the show
Talk a big game, but you got nowhere to go
High-profile stunts just to fill up the news
While the real advocates pay all the dues
PETA, PETA, time to read through the lines
Lost in the clout, ignoring the signs.

Verse 3
Let’s look at the numbers, let’s look at the record state
Over ninety percent target in your shelter's own gate
You call it "euthanasia," say it’s mercy and peace
But the stats in Norfolk show the numbers don't cease
Hypocrisy thick when you lecture the world
While thousands of animals get quietly furled
In the back of your HQ, behind closed doors
You attack local shelters while ignoring your floors
Calling out everybody else for the way that they act
While your own record stands as an undeniable fact
Saying "total liberation" while you operate the line
You preach from a podium, but your own stats align.

Chorus
Fuck You PETA, PETA, pull the curtain back on the show
Talk a big game, but you got nowhere to go
High-profile stunts just to fill up the news
While the real advocates pay all the dues
PETA, PETA, time to read through the lines
Lost in the clout, ignoring the signs.

Bridge
Step up to the leadership, let’s look at the top
Tracy Reiman in the office, running the shop
Ingrid Newkirk at the helm, directing the scheme
Trading genuine care for a marketing dream
Calling for empathy while you outrage the public
Turning serious ethics into something so chaotic
You claim you stand for life, but you profit off the shock
It’s time to face the mirror, time to answer to the block.

Chorus
Fuck You PETA, PETA, pull the curtain back on the show
Talk a big game, but you got nowhere to go
High-profile stunts just to fill up the news
While the real advocates pay all the dues
PETA, PETA, time to read through the lines
Lost in the clout, ignoring the signs.